And to those of you ready to grovel at my beautiful feet, don’t think it’s just that easy. You must earn the right to speak to, and serve me. I suggest you start by reading about me so you can fully understand what is expected of you from your financial goddess. I am the most important thing in your life. Without me, you are nothing.

There is nothing close to as perfect as me, but I deserve the next best things that your money can buy. Why take my word for it though…see for yourself:

I own you